Bud Light Seltzer Variety 12pk

Looking for answers? What does it taste like? Seltzer. Does it taste like seltzer or beer? Seltzer. Is there any Bud Light in it? No. But can I drink it when I'd typically drink Bud Light? Yes. Like, can I drink it at a tailgate? Yes. In my garage? Yes. At 40.696252, -76.235543? If you do, take a picture. Is it gluten free? Yes. Also, what's a gluten? Good question. Is it for non-beer people? Yes. Is it only for non-beer people? No. With all these flavors, should I go in any specific order? Nope. You do you. How many should I buy? How many can you carry? Does it turn my beer fridge into a seltzer fridge? A true philosophical quandary. Is it still okay to say dilly dilly? We'll get back to you on that.